Pricey
October 2nd, 2008
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Sigh.
That Mastercard ad.
Let’s address the wrongness point by point:
1. Where’s the supervision? Bebe puppy is alone in a giant room with no sign of a person for miles.
2. Where’s the puppy proofing? Hello, books, magazines, couches, cords etc. etc.
3. Where’s the crate? You just don’t leave a new pup with the run of the house when you’re not there.
4. Newspapers? NEWSPAPERS! Wrong, wrong, wrong. Pups develop a preference for what they feel under their feet when they eliminate, and unless you want to worry about your discarded Sunday Times sitting on the floor every weekend, newspaper ain’t a good idea. Paper training adds a step to the housetraining process (first you have to train Fido to the paper, then you have to train him to the great outdoors). I’ve worked with a few adolescent dogs that were so well paper-trained that they refused to potty outside. Not good.
5. Random annoyances: the dog looks too old to be at that stage of potty training, and yes, as Cat said, it looks like he’s hanging out next to his pee. Most dogs I know let fly then move away from it quickly. On an unrelated note, the décor of the house is yucky.
(That’s Louie in an outtake photo from my book … the poop is fake, but the smile is real.)
You know, when it comes to puppies, newspapers should be eliminated completely … don’t use ‘em to find a breeder, don’t use ‘em to whack your dog when he has an accident inside, and don’t use ‘em for potty training.
Did I miss anything folks? Susan, author of Housetraining for Dummies, would you care to chime in?
(Thanks for getting me all riled up, MasterCard.)

